I just need to express myself. To vent. My kids have been testing me in every capacity lately, past mental and physical exhaustion. I find myself snapping so easily, and the little things are becoming mountains of disaster, in my eyes. Sure, you're supposed to laugh at things that happen, but it sure ain't easy. I used to be so laid back and in control. I wonder what happened...
Earlier this week I found a daughter covered in mommy's lipstick, and the rest of it all over the walls. A day or so before that I found a naked boy during naptime with no diaper, and poo smeared all over the sides of the crib and the walls, and through all the mesh of the sides. Not to mention the little monkey flung some of it onto the carpet and I stepped in it. (Did I mention we just had our carpets cleaned?) Yeah. Smelled great.
Well, today was no exception. It's actually a beautiful, gorgeous day outside! I can appreciate that, as well as the fact that the kids let me sleep in until around 9 am. But I did wake up with a spasm in my left shoulder. Otherwise, the morning didn't start off so badly, especially since I knew Jim was home all day and would help me entertain the kids and take care of them. So then he decides (After all) thet he's going to go to this Brooks Robinson (Orioles) auction where he was going to get some minor league stuff for his collection. Sure, why not? He will pay for them out of his own personal baseball fund. And while he was out, he would run all the other errands- taking ebay to the post office to ship, take the car for a tune-up, drop off some local orders & so on. Sure, why not? He left the house saying he owed me. I will remember that...
So, he left and things went smoothly. Ffor a little while. Then a couple of huge, black vultures were hanging out on our back porch and Elena and I were watching them. "Baggeye Birds!" (Bad guy)

So was spooky our cat...from a few feet away underneath them. I was worried at first, but then told myself they only eat dead stuff. They were just poking around. See her at the bottom of the picture below?

Luckily our garbage was covered! Then I got to thinking about our cat that disappeared in April.
I wonder if they found her? Maybe up on the roof? Who knows. I was also thinking I was glad I wasn't superstitious. Wouldn't that be considered a bad omen in some cultures? Who knows.
I didn't have any time to think about it because all of a sudden Aaron was screaming upstairs. I ran up and he was sitting in a puddle of aftershave and trying to get stuff off his tongue with his little hands. NOOOO! So I stuck his head under the running water in the bathtub to get any of the alcohol out of his mouth and eyes. And Elena hears it and comes running thinking it's time for a bath. Who then slips in the puddle and lands flat on her back, smacking her head on the ground.
Waaaaaaa! I feel the same way, girlfriend. So, since her hair was soaked in Bay Rum aftershave, I decided they would both need to have a bath. At 11 am. On a saturday.
So, we got that all done with and it seems that was the end of it. Then Aaron peed on the floor after wiggling away before I could get his diaper on. Do I believe in omens now? Perhaps.
Yep, Jim. You owe me big time!
Does anyone have any advice on surviving two toddlers? Because that's what it feels like I am barely doing right now. Surviving. All I know is that from now on I will keep all the doors shut at all times, and never put kids to bed in just a diaper.